The Midwest according to Chicagoans
-Pretty accurate. Especially Indiana being a black hole.
“Won’t shut up about their hands” = legit LOLs
LOLOL at the Klan!!!! It’s true, #doe. Chicagoans and their sad ass Cubs can go sit ALL the way down. I can get with the White Sox, but the Cubs? STOPPPPPPPP!!!!!
I just *died* at “Here be Dragons”. Also, most annoying Cubs fans? Aren’t actually Chicagoans. I say that as a lifelong Chicagoan/Sox Fan. They are transplants from all those other annoying states. And the bit about Indiana is REAL TALK.
They forgot to label Mordor, also known as everything past the gas stations just across the border in Indiana.