I need y’all to explain how a lobster that weighs 27 lbs & is 40 inches long is a reason to smile. Shouldn’t the woman holding him be running?
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our-souls-ignite reblogged this from goddessofcheese and added:
But he’s probably really old. :( He shall live out the rest of his happy lobster life in an aquarium.
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reservoircat answered:
You can actually hypnotize a lobster into a trance by stroking it right. So she probably just has it knocked out rn XD
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holzmantweed reblogged this from karnythia and added:
Bring me the lobster, give me about an hour and I’ll show you why it’s
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holzmantweed answered:
Not with those bands holding its claws shut. Bring me the lobster give me about
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annlarimer answered:
They are helpless against our superior rubber band technology.
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collababortion reblogged this from hamburgerjack and added:
Yeah. Running. TO THE KITCHEN NOMNOMNOMNOM
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dantesspirit answered:
Because that’s a lot of good eats for those that like lobster.
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paradiscacorbasi said:
its claws are banded and she will eat well.
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acidic-pancakes reblogged this from hamburgerjack
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rosa--sparks said:
I find that terrifying.
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witchsistah answered:
She’s White. So she thinks she’s conquered all of nature.
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icecreamsocialistslut answered:
um, because it’s a lot of lobstermeat? otherwise AAAIIIEEEE!
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prototypeboy reblogged this from karnythia
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lanomrah answered:
she smiling cause of all the old bay and clarified butter and lobster things she can make with him…
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grrspit answered:
Running towards the butter sauce!
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makeitthroughthis said:
That shit ain’t right.
This is why I don’t trust the ocean. People talkin’ bout open ocean diving and shit and I’m like “LOOK AT THAT SHIT! THAT’S NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST THING OUT THERE!”
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darling-wendy answered:
She smiling because she gon eat well tonight ;]
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odiedragon reblogged this from goddessofcheese
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thebwordisabadword answered:
why the hell would she be running around while holding that thing that would just anger it
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misanthropiczombie answered:
She’s having a damn good dinner tonight, that’s why.
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jjpionke answered:
They are exceedingly rare at that size and weight. Then again, she is holding the ocean equivalent of a cockroach…
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babstheartist answered:
get the fuck out of here. oh hell no. only white people would be proud not me son not me.
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astroize answered:
wow this is completely random and weird but I just had deja vu…I had a vision of this post like, 3 months ago WHAT THE HELL
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peasandchocolate answered:
Why is she smiling? Have the alien lobsters taken over her brain? RUN. RUNNNN.
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goddessofcheese reblogged this from hamburgerjack and added:
NO, SHE SHOULD BE EATING HIM *_*
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blaquerose said:
She’s smiling because she’s FINNA EAT GOOD!
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smidgetz answered:
can I eat it? I’m really flippin hungry all of a sudden
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quetzalcobra answered:
She’s smiling because the big green thing behind her is a pot of boiling water.
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