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Esoterica

sexxxisbeautiful:

cage-veil-cunt:

rufflebutts:

I am also thinking of a dictionary of kinds of masturbation

Sassturbation: with attitude!

Lasturbation: before lent

Pasturbation: to vintage porn

Casturbation: with a broken arm

Disasturbation: when you’re interrupted by a sudden natural disaster

Jazzturbation: when you put on a miles davis record

SASSTURBATION.

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(via theoceanandthesky)