Welcome to Earth, where the curliness of your pubic hair is offensive.
(^Yes, this was supposed to be offensive. Proceed.)
I’m taking some time off Tumblr in favor of reminiscence and repentance via Farmville. Not much. I don’t pay for Farmville.
For those who care and want to learn about why this discussion went so wrong, Jay Smooth breaks it down for you (video and transcript).
The fact that she has time to write all of these posts but not time to pick up a history book & learn about Queen Charlotte tells me everything I need to know about why these posts went wrong.