

New GOP strategy involves reelecting Obama, making his life even more miserable
According to GOP sources, the decision to cede the 2012 election to Obama came after rank-and-file Republicans agreed that grinding the president down to nothing and pushing him to the brink of insanity was far more in line with the Republican Party’s core principles than actually controlling the White House, making laws, or governing the country.
i need some free health care in my life
omg I love the onion ahhagsljghsdf
Lord please help our President he looks so unhappy
gotta admit I missed the onion link at first.
I wonder how many people think this article is real.
I could believe that!
Dude, I’m not convinced this isn’t their real plan. They clearly don’t want to actually do anything.
Ahhh it’s from The Onion. Just read the whole article man, heavy sarcasm hahahaha.