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“Uncle Kermit, what’s your favorite thing about the Muppets?”
“Well ya’ know, Robin, there are times when the Muppets aren’t funny.”
“Yeah, but I always figured that was the writers’ fault.”
“…ya’ know, and that’s why I have this funny collar!”
After all, there’s only one more sleep ‘til Christmas Day…
“I know that Bitterman changed the contract.”
“How do you know that? Wait a second, you don’t run one of those Muppet internet fansites, do ya’?”
“Kermit, if you need me, I’ll be in Camilla’s dressing room. I’m so nervous. Tonight’s our first formal date and I’m almost sick with fear.”
“Well, I imagine she feels much the same.”
“Kermit, what is this contract?”
“Oh, that just belongs to Alice. You know the Faust story? Faust sold his soul to the devil and in return become very rich and very famous, and Alice says that this is that kind of a contract.”
“Really? Where do I sign?!”
“The huggies? You gave Jenny the huggies?!”
