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“That’s all for now; we’ll see you next time on The Muppet Show!”
“I’m afraid poor little Beaker is getting tired. We’ll have to throw the overdrive lever.”
“What does the overdrive lever do?”
“It puts an angry tiger in the wheel with him!”
“Listen mac, we gotta talk. You are the frog, right?”
“Of course I’m the frog. Who could I be, the Prince of Wales?”
“Listen Scooter, if I come up with any more dumb ideas like that, stop me.”
“Right. Shall I cancel the Blind-Folded, Yodeling Hang-glider?”
“‘Course not! I said dumb ideas!”
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“[My kids] are different. They’re at the museum today.”
“Nice. Visiting the museum?”
“Not visiting, on exhibit.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1nr4482M1qc8b1uo1_500.png)
“[My kids] are different. They’re at the museum today.”
“Nice. Visiting the museum?”
“Not visiting, on exhibit.”
“Fozzie, what is that?!”
“I’m the Tin-Woodman.”
“There’s no Tin-Woodsman in Alice in Wonderland!”
“Alice in Wonderland? I thought we were doing Peter Pan!”
“Hey guys, the invisible cheeseburger has lost his voice!”
“Onstage, Bernice and her Half-Horse, Half-Watermelon act!”
“Bad luck Kermit. The horse-half just came down with hoof and mouth disease.”
“Could we just use the watermelon half?”
“What a bizzare and disgusting thought.”
“Great sound guys; that might just catch on. But, you fellas should find a name for your group.”
“We were thinking of something like The Greatful Dead.”
“The who?”
“Nah, it’s been done.”
“Piggy mommy, Kermie daddy.”
