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loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“That’s all for now; we’ll see you next time on The Muppet Show!”

loversdreamersandyou:

“That’s all for now; we’ll see you next time on The Muppet Show!”

loversdreamersandyou

loversdreamersandyou:

“I’m afraid poor little Beaker is getting tired. We’ll have to throw the overdrive lever.”

“What does the overdrive lever do?”

“It puts an angry tiger in the wheel with him!”

loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“Listen mac, we gotta talk. You are the frog, right?”
“Of course I’m the frog. Who could I be, the Prince of Wales?”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Listen mac, we gotta talk. You are the frog, right?”

“Of course I’m the frog. Who could I be, the Prince of Wales?”

loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“Listen Scooter, if I come up with any more dumb ideas like that, stop me.”
“Right. Shall I cancel the Blind-Folded, Yodeling Hang-glider?”
“‘Course not! I said dumb ideas!”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Listen Scooter, if I come up with any more dumb ideas like that, stop me.”

“Right. Shall I cancel the Blind-Folded, Yodeling Hang-glider?”

“‘Course not! I said dumb ideas!”

loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“[My kids] are different. They’re at the museum today.”
“Nice. Visiting the museum?”
“Not visiting, on exhibit.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“[My kids] are different. They’re at the museum today.”

“Nice. Visiting the museum?”

“Not visiting, on exhibit.”

loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“Fozzie, what is that?!”
“I’m the Tin-Woodman.”
“There’s no Tin-Woodsman in Alice in Wonderland!”
“Alice in Wonderland? I thought we were doing Peter Pan!”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Fozzie, what is that?!”

“I’m the Tin-Woodman.”

“There’s no Tin-Woodsman in Alice in Wonderland!”

“Alice in Wonderland? I thought we were doing Peter Pan!”

loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“Hey guys, the invisible cheeseburger has lost his voice!”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Hey guys, the invisible cheeseburger has lost his voice!”

loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“Onstage, Bernice and her Half-Horse, Half-Watermelon act!”
“Bad luck Kermit. The horse-half just came down with hoof and mouth disease.”
“Could we just use the watermelon half?”
“What a bizzare and disgusting thought.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Onstage, Bernice and her Half-Horse, Half-Watermelon act!”

“Bad luck Kermit. The horse-half just came down with hoof and mouth disease.”

“Could we just use the watermelon half?”

“What a bizzare and disgusting thought.”

loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“Great sound guys; that might just catch on. But, you fellas should find a name for your group.”
“We were thinking of something like The Greatful Dead.”
“The who?”
“Nah, it’s been done.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Great sound guys; that might just catch on. But, you fellas should find a name for your group.”

“We were thinking of something like The Greatful Dead.”

“The who?”

“Nah, it’s been done.”

loversdreamersandyou
loversdreamersandyou:

“Piggy mommy, Kermie daddy.”

loversdreamersandyou:

“Piggy mommy, Kermie daddy.”