Beyonce & Kim Kardashian phone call
When she called her “Kimberly” tho lmao
IM CRYINGGGGG
OMG
XD
The two smartest men on the planet.
LMFAOMFOMFOMAFAO
…can I just remark how cute it is that the Marine Sgt. is standing at ease to speak? xD
Win some money & never get laid again? Nope. Can’t do it.
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That’s a big ass scarf lol
I want it
take the scarf and the man, be warm all winter
That shit does look cozy though…
Ya’ll need to get real.
That’s a blanket.
Nigga might as well be walkin around in a Snuggie…
okay for real I think that’s just the throw from his couch though.
I have that blanket. I mean, it’s really soft & I love to snuggle up in it when the weather’s cold, but…that’s a blanket big enough to fit me & a kid.
black people don’t have time to get their houses haunted.
“there’s a ghost in my house?”
“he paying rent?”
Up in here moving shit around, YOU DON’T PAY FOR SHIT IN THIS HOUSE GHOST!
…now move me the remote and sit your ass down.
you oooohhh-ing and and boo-ing and shit them dishes better be washed when I get home!
alla them gotdamn sheets and you can’t do the damn laundry? fuck outta here.
Hush all that howling! You need to be cleaning or washing them walls down!
Tom Hanks Performs Slam Poem About ‘Full House’ on Jimmy Fallon
“No women in this Full House. This house full of men.”
Ain’t no media tour like a Tom Hanks media tour.
You got dat right.
Tom Hanks wins at everything.
I’m loving he’s reminding people he started in comedy. Love him.
LOL Yeeeessss
CHUTCH
*Must have
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Santans! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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i feel so bad for biden he’s like the senior that needs one class to graduate and he takes it and it’s full of freshmen and he’s just so stressed at all the stupidity
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