black people don’t have time to get their houses haunted.
“there’s a ghost in my house?”
“he paying rent?”
Up in here moving shit around, YOU DON’T PAY FOR SHIT IN THIS HOUSE GHOST!
…now move me the remote and sit your ass down.
you oooohhh-ing and and boo-ing and shit them dishes better be washed when I get home!
alla them gotdamn sheets and you can’t do the damn laundry? fuck outta here.
Hush all that howling! You need to be cleaning or washing them walls down!