I SPECIFICALLY SAID DOUBLE VENTI SOY CARAMEL HALF CAF WITH MINIMAL FOAM. THIS IS SOME SORT OF REPELLENT PSEUDO DRY CAP WITH DREAMS OF BEING A MACCHIATO.
I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH WHOEVER TRAINED YOU BECAUSE YOUR PEDESTRIAN FUMBLINGS WITH THAT PIECE OF GLORIOUS MACHINERY ARE MAKING ME WANT TO WEEP.
LOOK AT THE CREMA ON THOSE SHOTS YOU JUST PULLED. IT’S ABHORRENT.
I’m never more impressed with funny blogs than when they make fun of fancy drink orders and actually use a fancy drink order that can actually be made