witchsistah

super-eklectic1:

clapsandpraises:

digitalskullkid:

weavingthroughtimeandspace:

thewomanwhocantlove:

incontestablewildchild:

alesreno:

Drake

Awwwhhng

Drizzy

Ackhk…………

a red plus a blue makes a purple…..

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two broken hearts make a circle

Can a hamster find mafuckin love witta gerbil?

Do two cancers make a virgo?

Think I needed to find out…ergo…

I carry errything on my own back……………..turtle

Carry my own baggage with me…..what a fuckin purseload

I been airin out my laudry n I’m still just on the first load

It’s the bane of my existence, mahfucka……….Kurt Co

Shoutouts to my stylists Kyle, Frankie n Gilberto

My heart is like my stage, nigga….full - dress - rehearsals

T-O show a nigga hate sometimes, it’s hurtful

T-Vo Degrassi, mahfuckas, no commercials

Boy I’m poured up, I’m just swirling ma own merlot

Drank so much of that shit boy, I think I need a girdle

But noooooooooooo, don’t make me put ya name in my journal

Cos I be catchin BAWDIES like a robin in a wormhole

They said that Aubs was Aubsolete

Aubviously, they was wrong Cos the Aubstacles they tryna put before me only made me strong awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You don’t want no beef with Aubs, vegan

Pussay niggas comin at me, young Aubstetrician

Boy….consider that ma fuckin Aubservations

Reppin for mah family’s my only Aub-li-gay-shunnnnnn ooooooooohhhhhhhh

I’m. So. Dead.

i love drake idgaf lol

dead.

lmfao holy shit

I wish they would just leave drake alone lmfao

cabell
mumblingsage:

lizzledpink:

boingboingwhoosh:

brocreate:

“Steve, do you have any idea how much money I make?”I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Tony.”His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?“Steve, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.”
AN EROTIC LOVE STORY 

WRITTEN BY JUSTIN HAMMER


“This is slander! Wait, libel. Libel’s the wordy one, right? Anyway, libel! Who is publishing this? Why? And wow, okay, way to assume. Of course Hammer figures Captain America’s dick is bigger than mine; Cap’s the one in the skintight suit and I’m the one in the armor-“
“What, you’re not angry because it portrays you in a kinky, gay relationship with one of your teammates?”
“No, I’m angry because it portrays me in a kinky, gay, unsafe relationship with power dynamics that don’t even make sense. I mean, sheesh, the whole thing is about me topping an apparently schoolgirl-virginal Steve? Um, no. Have you seen the guy? If I weren’t very clearly never ever going to step out on you, I’d let him top me any day, virginal or no. Completely unrealistic. …And he just walked into the room, didn’t he, Pepper.”
“Yeah.”
“And I’m probably never getting any ever again.”
“I don’t know, I’m kinda liking the blush on Steve’s face.”
“I’m right here, you know!”

Debated reblogging, but I find the above commentary too hilarious not to share.

mumblingsage:

lizzledpink:

boingboingwhoosh:

brocreate:

“Steve, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Tony.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Steve, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.”

AN EROTIC LOVE STORY 

WRITTEN BY JUSTIN HAMMER

“This is slander! Wait, libel. Libel’s the wordy one, right? Anyway, libel! Who is publishing this? Why? And wow, okay, way to assume. Of course Hammer figures Captain America’s dick is bigger than mine; Cap’s the one in the skintight suit and I’m the one in the armor-“

“What, you’re not angry because it portrays you in a kinky, gay relationship with one of your teammates?”

“No, I’m angry because it portrays me in a kinky, gay, unsafe relationship with power dynamics that don’t even make sense. I mean, sheesh, the whole thing is about me topping an apparently schoolgirl-virginal Steve? Um, no. Have you seen the guy? If I weren’t very clearly never ever going to step out on you, I’d let him top me any day, virginal or no. Completely unrealistic. …And he just walked into the room, didn’t he, Pepper.”

“Yeah.”

“And I’m probably never getting any ever again.”

“I don’t know, I’m kinda liking the blush on Steve’s face.”

“I’m right here, you know!”

Debated reblogging, but I find the above commentary too hilarious not to share.

blueklectic

super-eklectic1:

zachtylerr:

reconnfactory:

imlostinamoment:

i’m in tears too…. from laughing at you

amazing

SLEEPOVER’S OVER, ABORT

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she dropped to the floor!!

I love how the others eventually feigned hysteria to fit in. Oh peer pressure.

womanistgamergirl

ladyatheist:

super-eklectic1:

gonnaslapabitch:

bananaskristov:

loli-caust:

spiswatchingyou:

tumblino:

I CAN”T STOP LAUGHING

HOLFSUGH PMOTEHR OF HDG I’M CRYING

what is going on

It’s her jam yo.

omg it’s back

you know what’s sad about this….i would do this. i really would