dynastylnoire

queennubian:

sourcedumal:

nom-chompsky:

people are serious about pie. pie matters. no one’s going to show up like this for cake because cake is all the same. its good but it doesn’t inspire passion like pie. 

The fuck you mean cake is all the same?

Gurl bye.

I dont’ fuck with anybody’s buttercream frostin!

And don’t let me catch a store bought red velvet cake in my presence….

a weak pound cake at church repass or at thanksgiving can ruin your reptuation as a cook. It’s like making mac and cheese with no seasoning, one cheese, and no milk. O.o

Worst thing ever was being served (poorly) doctored Kraft macaroni at a repast. I’m still mad.

sourcedumal

sourcedumal:

nom-chompsky:

people are serious about pie. pie matters. no one’s going to show up like this for cake because cake is all the same. its good but it doesn’t inspire passion like pie. 

The fuck you mean cake is all the same?

Gurl bye.

I dont’ fuck with anybody’s buttercream frostin!

And don’t let me catch a store bought red velvet cake in my presence….

I love cake, I love pie, but cobbler is where I’ll fight you for fucking up.